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Sh*t my dad says by Justin Halpern

The only reason that I decided to give this book a shot is because of its catchy title. I am not a fan of non-fiction books especially inspirational ones. But this book really catches my attention because of its witty and blunt title. And despite my indifference towards motivational and “chicken soupy” books, I was really happy and fulfilled that I have read it.

This book was crazy! It was very fun to read! I never thought that I would enjoy it so much. Up until now, I can’t still help myself but laugh whenever I am reminded of the cute and funny daddy anecdotes or sayings in the book.

My dad is not as cool as the one described in the book. And I am not a man who can easily relate to some instances or situations in here, but I do understand how lucky the author was for having such a wonderful, funny and really awesome dad.

Justin Halpern’s dad is a real smart guy who speaks directly, frankly and hits every problem, big or bad, with really good mindset. Started as simple tweet posts that gained a good online following, publishers of this book and Justin himself, did a good job in turning these social media posts into print. Its impact to social media was intensified when it was laid out on paper.

The book is just amazing with its short and simple but witty remarks and narration of some of Justin’s experiences with his dad. The situations and experiences are real and very relatable. Some of the remarks are really noteworthy. Stories, aside from being absolutely humorous, are also heartwarming. You can feel the love and concern a man has for his sons and for his family.

Aside from laughing really hard, I was touched and even cried a little to some of Justin’s story. The stories were really wonderful and moving.

The book is also a good reminder of the love that our parents give us. No matter how bad or messed up we are, they are still willing to accept us. It reminds us that they are the most wonderful people that we have in this world.

As I have said, I am not into inspirational book, but this one is an exception. I don’t mind reading it again. And I might read it again soon.

It was an easy to read book that will make you laugh so hard and inspire you more. This book is a total killer.

 

Here are some of my favorites:

“Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later it’s because it fucked you.”

“You worry too much. Eat some bacon…what? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”

“You’re ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day…I don’t give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”

“People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen. I don’t know what will happen with your lady friend. I think she’s a nice person, and I hope you get what you want. But do me a favor: Listen, and don’t ignore what you hear.”

“No, you can’t go getting mad at people because they’re shitty. Life will get mad at them, don’t worry..”

“I just want silence… Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

“It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumb shit. He knows how it works.”

“I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then you can’t play with it. It’s his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often.”

“What I’m trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you’re at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.”

“Democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you.”

“Out of your league?! What fucking league are you talking about?! You are a man, she is a fucking woman! That is all that matters, goddamn it!”

 

Ratings:

5 out of 5. I really loved it.